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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1033 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,130 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 466 | 41% |
| Smokes | 194 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 373 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 97 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $787,973 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keller | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | chicken fingers & God #SFRC | 56% | 59 |
| #3 | s0mple | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | ♥︎ Clayst3rVT ♥ | 51% | 159 |
| #5 | p4ckmanツ | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 403Freeze | 50% | 46 |
| #7 | [WILL] DaddysSpiltMilk | 40% | 10 |
| #8 | 69LinkBumsAndPoo69 | 40% | 10 |
| #9 | [WILL] Wasian Ling | 36% | 11 |
| #10 | Worm | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥︎ Clayst3rVT ♥ | 13 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | 403Freeze | 7 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | chicken fingers & God #SFRC | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Worm | 4 | 0.0141 |
| #5 | s0mple | 2 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 403Freeze | 172 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | ♥︎ Clayst3rVT ♥ | 83 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #3 | chicken fingers & God #SFRC | 62 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | keller | 33 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | [WILL] DaddysSpiltMilk | 25 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥︎ Clayst3rVT ♥ | +6.18 | 93 | 32 |
| #2 | chicken fingers & God #SFRC | +4.35 | 80 | 53 |
| #3 | 403Freeze | +2.58 | 81 | 55 |
| #4 | p4ckmanツ | +1.36 | 72 | 28 |
| #5 | keller | +1.15 | 69 | 55 |





