








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 47 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1118 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,544 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 477 | 19% |
| Smokes | 794 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 428 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 845 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $216,902 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 582 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ervil LeBaron | +7.26 | 77 | 44 |
| #2 | ♥︎ Clayst3rVT ♥ | +5.57 | 93 | 36 |
| #3 | chicken fingers & God #SFRC | +3.72 | 74 | 60 |
| #4 | 403Freeze | +2.88 | 84 | 54 |
| #5 | Puffy | +1.48 | 74 | 53 |





