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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1534 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1079 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1200 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 334 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 1819 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,627,107 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 410 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s0mple | 65% | 69 |
| #2 | 403Freeze | 57% | 152 |
| #3 | [WILL] Wasian Ling | 56% | 80 |
| #4 | chicken fingers & God #SFRC | 55% | 235 |
| #5 | keller | 54% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | dashymyboiii | 51% | 159 |
| #8 | p4ckmanツ | 50% | 32 |
| #9 | [WILL] DaddysSpiltMilk | 48% | 90 |
| #10 | stage 4 muscular lymphoma #SFRC | 42% | 65 |
| #11 | 69LinkBumsAndPoo69 | 39% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stage 4 muscular lymphoma #SFRC | 23 | 0.0179 |
| #2 | dashymyboiii | 19 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | chicken fingers & God #SFRC | 18 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | 403Freeze | 12 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | [WILL] DaddysSpiltMilk | 11 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 403Freeze | 612 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | [WILL] DaddysSpiltMilk | 289 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | chicken fingers & God #SFRC | 230 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | dashymyboiii | 151 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | keller | 121 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥︎ Clayst3rVT ♥ | +4.87 | 92 | 35 |
| #2 | chicken fingers & God #SFRC | +2.18 | 77 | 52 |
| #3 | 403Freeze | +1.96 | 82 | 53 |
| #4 | s0mple | +0.42 | 62 | 43 |
| #5 | [WILL] Wasian Ling | -0.18 | 48 | 37 |





