








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 459 matches | ||
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6957 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,366 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2156 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2665 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3162 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5383 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,764,832 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 479 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doggo | 74 | 0.0203 |
| #2 | ✿Walter White✿(WCIYB) | 35 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | dog | 27 | 0.0293 |
| #4 | ☪ Wandrew Wate | 25 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Axire | 24 | 0.0125 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✿Walter White✿(WCIYB) | 1227 | 0.22 | 28 min |
| #2 | Lemonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn | 961 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #3 | ☪ Wandrew Wate | 747 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #4 | sliverplay | 691 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #5 | doggo | 631 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sliverplay | +4.82 | 91 | 56 |
| #2 | ★ yungmac | +3.77 | 88 | 56 |
| #3 | dog | +3.62 | 80 | 56 |
| #4 | ☪ Wandrew Wate | +3.58 | 86 | 61 |
| #5 | doggo | +3.39 | 87 | 61 |





