








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 200 matches | ||
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,030 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5897 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2965 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3438 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3730 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $669,031 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doggo | 20 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Axire | 19 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | pikabo0o0 | 18 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | dog | 17 | 0.0316 |
| #5 | ☪ Wandrew Wate | 15 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doggo | 492 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | ☪ Wandrew Wate | 418 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #3 | ✿Walter White✿(WCIYB) | 304 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #4 | sliverplay | 295 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | WayToToilet | 195 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sliverplay | +4.08 | 90 | 58 |
| #2 | ★ yungmac | +4.03 | 90 | 52 |
| #3 | Axire | +2.94 | 87 | 58 |
| #4 | doggo | +2.91 | 84 | 66 |
| #5 | ☪ Wandrew Wate | +2.68 | 85 | 61 |





