








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 189 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,957 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3201 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3340 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2975 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3441 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $304,298 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WayToToilet | 84% | 31 |
| #2 | ✪ PB | 82% | 17 |
| #3 | 𝙋𝙧 | 82% | 17 |
| #4 | doggo | 82% | 50 |
| #5 | ★ yungmac | 80% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | pikabo0o0 | 68% | 202 |
| #9 | Lemonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn | 68% | 115 |
| #10 | Axire | 68% | 77 |
| #11 | sliverplay | 67% | 46 |
| #12 | GioW | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pikabo0o0 | 18 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Axire | 18 | 0.0120 |
| #3 | doggo | 18 | 0.0183 |
| #4 | ✿Walter White✿(WCIYB) | 12 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Lemonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn | 12 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✿Walter White✿(WCIYB) | 494 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | Lemonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn | 414 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #3 | Axire | 215 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | doggo | 148 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | pikabo0o0 | 110 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doggo | +4.43 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | sliverplay | +3.65 | 90 | 51 |
| #3 | ☪ Wandrew Wate | +3.51 | 86 | 61 |
| #4 | GioW | +3.06 | 86 | 36 |
| #5 | ✪ PB | +2.91 | 92 | 54 |





