








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 949 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 509 matches | ||
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13421 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,530 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6420 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5509 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4906 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3695 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,030,252 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | ✿Walter White✿(WCIYB) | 74% | 77 |
| #12 | pikabo0o0 | 74% | 377 |
| #13 | RatcHetzシ | 73% | 60 |
| #14 | 𝚁𝙸𝙺𝙾 | 72% | 71 |
| #15 | Minter` # Commend` | 72% | 102 |





