








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2166 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,600 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2099 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1555 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2684 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2262 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,244,833 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 500 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justaplant#friduisafurry | 57% | 60 |
| #2 | munchy | 55% | 75 |
| #3 | br0ck- | 55% | 130 |
| #4 | ITG-MA | 46% | 96 |
| #5 | danash_ | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Impulse Spender | 44 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | br0ck- | 19 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Lightning McQueef | 13 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | munchy | 12 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | danash_ | 10 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | br0ck- | 1296 | 0.50 | 40 min |
| #2 | Impulse Spender | 791 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #3 | justaplant#friduisafurry | 563 | 0.47 | 15 min |
| #4 | Lightning McQueef | 392 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #5 | munchy | 326 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | munchy | +5.64 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | justaplant#friduisafurry | +4.92 | 83 | 70 |
| #3 | br0ck- | +4.45 | 80 | 89 |
| #4 | danash_ | +2.49 | 72 | 56 |
| #5 | Impulse Spender | +1.56 | 55 | 65 |





