








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4691 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,574 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4609 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1097 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 4450 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2418 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,141,665 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justaplant#friduisafurry | 63% | 78 |
| #2 | br0ck- | 56% | 207 |
| #3 | munchy | 54% | 113 |
| #4 | Fujuman | 51% | 168 |
| #5 | Lightning McQueef | 49% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | br0ck- | 45 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | Kerosene | 22 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | danash_ | 20 | 0.0125 |
| #4 | munchy | 15 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | Lightning McQueef | 14 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | br0ck- | 2145 | 0.52 | 63 min |
| #2 | justaplant#friduisafurry | 706 | 0.44 | 20 min |
| #3 | Lightning McQueef | 531 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #4 | munchy | 478 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #5 | Kerosene | 459 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | br0ck- | +3.75 | 80 | 89 |
| #2 | justaplant#friduisafurry | +3.40 | 79 | 72 |
| #3 | munchy | +3.15 | 76 | 65 |
| #4 | danash_ | +0.83 | 62 | 59 |
| #5 | Impulse Spender | +0.55 | 52 | 63 |





