








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 658 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 253 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3505 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1811 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2739 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1428 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2578 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,135,083 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maiske | 70% | 46 |
| #2 | percocet56 | 66% | 35 |
| #3 | Bax | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | Rullakebu⭕⃤ | 58% | 31 |
| #5 | nicholaus | 57% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | sienimuhennos | 54% | 69 |
| #8 | PaavoB0B | 52% | 25 |
| #9 | Kuosmane | 52% | 95 |
| #10 | Joonas | 48% | 64 |
| #11 | tane32 | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nicholaus | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | tane32 | 3 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | sienimuhennos | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | vepu | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Joonas | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuosmane | 520 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #2 | Joonas | 305 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | nicholaus | 283 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | vepu | 212 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | maiske | 129 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | percocet56 | +2.65 | 67 | 55 |
| #2 | k11kka | +1.70 | 64 | 51 |
| #3 | Joonas | +1.25 | 67 | 63 |
| #4 | Rullakebu⭕⃤ | +0.89 | 76 | 72 |
| #5 | maiske | +0.22 | 65 | 57 |





