








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 320 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 171 matches | ||
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,465 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1149 | 11% |
| Smokes | 3307 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2508 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3501 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,324,311 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 499 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhoosTii | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | RYSSÄmonsteri=DDD | 63% | 38 |
| #3 | Rullakebu⭕⃤ | 60% | 62 |
| #4 | nicholaus | 58% | 45 |
| #5 | vepu | 56% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuosmane | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | nicholaus | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | GhoosTii | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | vepu | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Rullakebu⭕⃤ | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k11kka | +2.75 | 62 | 55 |
| #2 | Rullakebu⭕⃤ | +2.40 | 76 | 69 |
| #3 | GhoosTii | +2.27 | 73 | 55 |
| #4 | Joonas | +1.37 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | vepu | +1.14 | 73 | 58 |





