








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 527 matches | ||
| Wingman | 270 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10899 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,967 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4612 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6781 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6704 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5870 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,508,314 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1035 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | percocet56 | 63% | 128 |
| #2 | Bax | 60% | 78 |
| #3 | k11kka | 57% | 118 |
| #4 | sienimuhennos | 56% | 66 |
| #5 | maiske | 56% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | PaavoB0B | 54% | 61 |
| #8 | Kuosmane | 54% | 122 |
| #9 | Rullakebu⭕⃤ | 53% | 264 |
| #10 | Joonas | 53% | 100 |
| #11 | veikhi | 48% | 299 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | veikhi | 16 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Rullakebu⭕⃤ | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | percocet56 | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Kuosmane | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | sienimuhennos | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuosmane | 717 | 0.26 | 19 min |
| #2 | veikhi | 606 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Rullakebu⭕⃤ | 503 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #4 | Joonas | 495 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #5 | maiske | 468 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | percocet56 | +2.40 | 72 | 57 |
| #2 | k11kka | +2.17 | 68 | 55 |
| #3 | Rullakebu⭕⃤ | +1.45 | 78 | 67 |
| #4 | vepu | +1.32 | 72 | 50 |
| #5 | Joonas | +0.67 | 66 | 62 |





