








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1041 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 305 matches | ||
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Wingman | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7341 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4527 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3486 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 6150 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5440 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,166,215 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 579 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | percocet56 | 59% | 78 |
| #2 | Bax | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | maiske | 58% | 84 |
| #4 | sienimuhennos | 58% | 45 |
| #5 | k11kka | 57% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Harhir | 52% | 151 |
| #11 | Tuukka Kuru | 51% | 140 |
| #12 | Kaapski | 51% | 201 |
| #13 | Mimpski | 47% | 45 |
| #14 | Joonas | 46% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harhir | 144 | 0.0600 |
| #2 | Kaapski | 78 | 0.0233 |
| #3 | Tuukka Kuru | 74 | 0.0294 |
| #4 | Mimpski | 45 | 0.0611 |
| #5 | Rullakebu⭕⃤ | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaapski | 502 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | Kuosmane | 340 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #3 | vepu | 291 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | Harhir | 269 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Joonas | 259 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaapski | +3.59 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | k11kka | +1.97 | 64 | 54 |
| #3 | Joonas | +1.37 | 66 | 58 |
| #4 | percocet56 | +1.28 | 71 | 55 |
| #5 | Rullakebu⭕⃤ | +1.02 | 73 | 69 |





