








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1465 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 309 matches | ||
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,274 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2814 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5003 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3186 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3271 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,112,807 of utility $247 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 997 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k11kka | 70% | 46 |
| #2 | Mr.Boombastic | 61% | 241 |
| #3 | tme | 61% | 119 |
| #4 | Kuosmane | 59% | 82 |
| #5 | nicholaus | 58% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | nicholaus | 58% | 84 |
| #6 | Rullakebu⭕⃤ | 58% | 104 |
| #7 | vepu | 56% | 179 |
| #8 | sienimuhennos | 55% | 49 |
| #9 | percocet56 | 53% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Boombastic | 14 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Rullakebu⭕⃤ | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | tme | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Kuosmane | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | percocet56 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Boombastic | 610 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #2 | Kuosmane | 556 | 0.29 | 15 min |
| #3 | vepu | 498 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #4 | tme | 442 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #5 | Rullakebu⭕⃤ | 209 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tme | +2.64 | 93 | 53 |
| #2 | percocet56 | +2.24 | 72 | 58 |
| #3 | Mr.Boombastic | +1.63 | 71 | 56 |
| #4 | Rullakebu⭕⃤ | +1.32 | 73 | 68 |
| #5 | k11kka | +1.11 | 64 | 57 |





