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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1705 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,094 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1131 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2194 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1282 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1487 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $718,537 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Serginn__ | 44% | 27 |
| #9 | Ayanashi | 44% | 16 |
| #10 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | 43% | 37 |
| #11 | skibidi counter terrorist | 42% | 33 |
| #12 | SkibidiTerrorist | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skibidi counter terrorist | 6 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | SkibidiTerrorist | 5 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | LN ASHLEIA | 5 | 0.0151 |
| #4 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | ..labER.. | 3 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TenZoO | je cheat pas | +3.13 | 63 | 60 |
| #2 | Twitch_AstrAvens | +2.14 | 56 | 52 |
| #3 | LN ASHLEIA | +1.74 | 55 | 62 |
| #4 | skibidi counter terrorist | +1.63 | 57 | 69 |
| #5 | Serginn__ | +0.69 | 37 | 70 |





