








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1431 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 356 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5245 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6249 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5432 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4718 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6332 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,268,652 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 554 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R | 92% | 60 |
| #2 | <///}=3 | 91% | 46 |
| #3 | ♿Supreme | 90% | 50 |
| #4 | 네이비 | 88% | 52 |
| #5 | Nacas | 87% | 253 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 고양이장수 | 23 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | みこ'^' | 22 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | doink | 12 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | 차카니 | 11 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | Nacas | 9 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 고양이장수 | 523 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | putala | 453 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | Nacas | 413 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | みこ'^' | 366 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Kcow. | 280 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 차카니 | +5.98 | 86 | 75 |
| #2 | Nal3jezzz ⚡ | +5.88 | 88 | 58 |
| #3 | みこ'^' | +4.71 | 93 | 56 |
| #4 | Nacas | +4.31 | 92 | 54 |
| #5 | insanedevice | +4.28 | 83 | 62 |





