








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 80 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1526 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1032 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1165 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1594 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1930 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $420,190 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Havoc | 78% | 18 |
| #2 | Rektbaka | 59% | 88 |
| #3 | LUVisWAR | 55% | 40 |
| #4 | ✰Rotirail✰ | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | bashful kitten | 53% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bashful kitten | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Rektbaka | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Alcohol Abuser | 3 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Sciliya | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | ✰Rotirail✰ | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUVisWAR | +4.37 | 68 | 57 |
| #2 | Havoc | +4.32 | 77 | 57 |
| #3 | ✰Rotirail✰ | +3.90 | 54 | 43 |
| #4 | bashful kitten | +2.64 | 61 | 57 |
| #5 | Niyah | +2.54 | 70 | 30 |





