








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
826 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 224 | 35% |
| Smokes | 94 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 95 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 222 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $172,391 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1sakasamaaa | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | WildE7 | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | 渡辺曜 | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | davinci254254 | 67% | 24 |
| #5 | MOUZ.b0cchiZz | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | MOUZ.b0cchiZz | 60% | 5 |
| #6 | Mizoreのoboe | 56% | 36 |
| #7 | ak4sh1zera | 54% | 80 |
| #8 | SongForYou | 50% | 22 |
| #9 | Burning Hami | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ak4sh1zera | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Mizoreのoboe | 7 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | Burning Hami | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | m1sakasamaaa | 2 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | 渡辺曜 | 2 | 0.0117 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ak4sh1zera | 271 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | davinci254254 | 117 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | Burning Hami | 106 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | SongForYou | 25 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | m1sakasamaaa | 25 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 渡辺曜 | +9.21 | 97 | 69 |
| #2 | Burning Hami | +3.55 | 80 | 50 |
| #3 | m1sakasamaaa | +3.16 | 43 | 44 |
| #4 | davinci254254 | +1.31 | 80 | 48 |
| #5 | DRKD(fps练习生) | +0.94 | 59 | 21 |





