








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,573 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 823 | 18% |
| Smokes | 817 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1050 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1883 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,103,173 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | MOUZ.b0cchiZz | 40% | 102 |
| #8 | SongForYou | 39% | 89 |
| #9 | WildE7 | 39% | 228 |
| #10 | ak4sh1zera | 39% | 367 |
| #11 | davinci254254 | 33% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ak4sh1zera | 50 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Burning Hami | 15 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | WildE7 | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | MOUZ.b0cchiZz | 9 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | SongForYou | 8 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ak4sh1zera | 1048 | 0.15 | 27 min |
| #2 | Burning Hami | 303 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | davinci254254 | 226 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | 渡辺曜 | 199 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | SongForYou | 178 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 渡辺曜 | +11.48 | 94 | 62 |
| #2 | m1sakasamaaa | +6.03 | 68 | 24 |
| #3 | Burning Hami | +5.34 | 84 | 48 |
| #4 | MOUZ.b0cchiZz | +2.62 | 61 | 38 |
| #5 | davinci254254 | +2.25 | 80 | 53 |





