








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 725 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,728 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3831 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5130 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4233 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2534 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,280,159 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ak4sh1zera | 60% | 112 |
| #2 | WildE7 | 56% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ak4sh1zera | 60% | 112 |
| #2 | WildE7 | 56% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ak4sh1zera | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | WildE7 | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ak4sh1zera | 583 | 0.26 | 16 min |
| #2 | WildE7 | 4 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1sakasamaaa | +0.68 | 58 | 33 |
| #2 | ak4sh1zera | +0.31 | 66 | 61 |
| #3 | WildE7 | -1.52 | 63 | 10 |





