








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 484 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 243 matches | ||
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




605 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4297 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,174 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2818 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2737 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1879 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1740 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,274,894 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5342 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuukka Kuru | 196 | 0.0473 |
| #2 | Mimpski | 105 | 0.0730 |
| #3 | Kaapski | 101 | 0.0395 |
| #4 | nicholaus | 55 | 0.0229 |
| #5 | Otto Nestori DurinKariniemiantti | 47 | 0.0750 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaapski | 471 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | nicholaus | 401 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Mimpski | 190 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tuukka Kuru | 158 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Seulat | 125 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaapski | +5.29 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | child Moe Lester | +2.48 | 76 | 56 |
| #3 | Andi | +2.22 | 65 | 47 |
| #4 | nicholaus | +1.71 | 74 | 52 |
| #5 | Harhir | +1.15 | 40 | 37 |





