








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 611 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 365 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3910 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,626 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5821 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4395 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4109 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4301 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $798,148 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venyniilo | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | Nuorikomea | 60% | 70 |
| #3 | pantsiCSGO | 57% | 35 |
| #4 | Hätä | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | 0mppu6 | 54% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Sauna Ja Palju | 46% | 26 |
| #10 | Plasen:( | 45% | 47 |
| #11 | ❤Costi❤ | 39% | 71 |
| #12 | mussu887 | 39% | 28 |
| #13 | xARGON | 36% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antiinsane | 12 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | SamuBroidi | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Nuorikomea | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | ❤Costi❤ | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Plasen:( | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SamuBroidi | 444 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | ❤Costi❤ | 305 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | venyniilo | 210 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #4 | antiinsane | 198 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | pantsiCSGO | 156 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venyniilo | +5.46 | 80 | 71 |
| #2 | Plasen:( | +3.26 | 71 | 56 |
| #3 | pantsiCSGO | +3.12 | 81 | 54 |
| #4 | Hätä | +1.65 | 75 | 64 |
| #5 | SamuBroidi | +0.78 | 70 | 62 |





