








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 506 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4283 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,849 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2745 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2049 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1884 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2171 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,410,248 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 666 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | 0mppu6 | 50% | 24 |
| #12 | Plasen:( | 44% | 25 |
| #13 | Hätä | 38% | 32 |
| #14 | ❤Costi❤ | 32% | 22 |
| #15 | tenho | 26% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tilpis | 322 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | antiinsane | 188 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | tenho | 128 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | venyniilo | 126 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | ❤Costi❤ | 108 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venyniilo | +4.55 | 78 | 68 |
| #2 | Plasen:( | +2.40 | 75 | 52 |
| #3 | Nuorikomea | +2.08 | 85 | 47 |
| #4 | ❤Costi❤ | +1.61 | 74 | 56 |
| #5 | muGuツ | +1.44 | 65 | 54 |





