








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 385 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 379 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3704 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3203 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4674 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4400 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4116 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,709,099 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 342 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | veet0s | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | Nuorikomea | 61% | 120 |
| #3 | venyniilo | 57% | 110 |
| #4 | Sauna Ja Palju | 55% | 74 |
| #5 | Hätä | 54% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | mussu887 | 44% | 32 |
| #13 | Plasen:( | 41% | 61 |
| #14 | ❤Costi❤ | 40% | 67 |
| #15 | tenho | 38% | 61 |
| #16 | SamuBroidi | 37% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuorikomea | 14 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | tilpis | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Hätä | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | venyniilo | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Sauna Ja Palju | 5 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tilpis | 546 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | venyniilo | 461 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #3 | ❤Costi❤ | 278 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | pantsiCSGO | 262 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #5 | SamuBroidi | 247 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venyniilo | +6.29 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | pantsiCSGO | +2.41 | 78 | 61 |
| #3 | Plasen:( | +2.00 | 68 | 55 |
| #4 | 0mppu6 | +1.66 | 66 | 54 |
| #5 | Nuorikomea | +1.06 | 84 | 46 |





