








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3359 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,073 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1826 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2196 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1402 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1649 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,328,839 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 992 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raineri | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | Sauna Ja Palju | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | venyniilo | 61% | 41 |
| #4 | Hätä | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | Routalemmen Pekka | 53% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #20 | antiinsane | 41% | 61 |
| #21 | ❤Costi❤ | 39% | 54 |
| #22 | xARGON | 38% | 16 |
| #23 | Candle | 36% | 28 |
| #24 | KelanFagiiri | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tenho | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | ❤Costi❤ | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | heGe | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Raineri | 5 | 0.0095 |
| #5 | antiinsane | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tenho | 435 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | ❤Costi❤ | 220 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | SamuBroidi | 204 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | venyniilo | 199 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | tilpis | 197 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venyniilo | +4.38 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | Raineri | +2.87 | 83 | 53 |
| #3 | Plasen:( | +1.65 | 66 | 54 |
| #4 | Löyläri | +1.47 | 88 | 66 |
| #5 | SamuBroidi | +0.71 | 74 | 64 |





