








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3049 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,163 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1036 | 25% |
| Smokes | 962 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1514 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 651 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,436,009 of utility $262 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 518 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Se on söne perkele | 52% | 58 |
| #6 | S3kU-L!Ä | 48% | 79 |
| #7 | Migeel | 48% | 44 |
| #8 | Milo pistelee | 43% | 23 |
| #9 | Vale | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S3kU-L!Ä | 31 | 0.0199 |
| #2 | Vale | 29 | 0.0468 |
| #3 | IsoPahaKala | 25 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | Clouxo | 15 | 0.0175 |
| #5 | Milo pistelee | 10 | 0.0211 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IsoPahaKala | 222 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | se on vaan kake | 210 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | S3kU-L!Ä | 145 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Se on söne perkele | 116 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Migeel | 70 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Garry | +4.62 | 56 | 39 |
| #2 | se on vaan kake | +2.70 | 55 | 51 |
| #3 | Clouxo | +2.27 | 26 | 58 |
| #4 | Vale | +0.67 | 66 | 39 |
| #5 | Milo pistelee | +0.31 | 34 | 36 |





