








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2500 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2929 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1729 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3700 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2233 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,733,834 of utility $304 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S3kU-L!Ä | 25 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | IsoPahaKala | 19 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Garry | 18 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | Migeel | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Se on söne perkele | 8 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Migeel | 489 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | Maanmittari | 472 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #3 | nipsu | 413 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #4 | IsoPahaKala | 326 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Se on söne perkele | 280 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Garry | +4.84 | 49 | 36 |
| #2 | Sähläman | +4.00 | 86 | 72 |
| #3 | se on vaan kake | +3.78 | 61 | 47 |
| #4 | nipsu | +3.48 | 78 | 59 |
| #5 | Maanmittari | +1.71 | 44 | 71 |





