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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 346 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1745 | 30% |
| Smokes | 887 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1997 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1216 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,055,459 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 553 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S3kU-L!Ä | 32 | 0.0254 |
| #2 | Garry | 22 | 0.0195 |
| #3 | IsoPahaKala | 17 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | se on vaan kake | 13 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Clouxo | 11 | 0.0191 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | se on vaan kake | +5.50 | 63 | 46 |
| #2 | nipsu | +5.10 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | Garry | +4.80 | 50 | 35 |
| #4 | MC Tuukka | +3.35 | 76 | 49 |
| #5 | Maanmittari | +2.70 | 54 | 73 |





