








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1889 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2105 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2041 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1717 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $456,200 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | PW | 57% | 56 |
| #3 | trapstar | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | PapucisCC | 51% | 74 |
| #5 | niksmocis1 | 49% | 59 |
| #6 | Ronnys Bahmanis | 47% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronnys Bahmanis | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | trapstar | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | PW | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | niksmocis1 | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronnys Bahmanis | 325 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | trapstar | 160 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | PapucisCC | 141 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | niksmocis1 | 87 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | PW | 72 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PW | +3.99 | 93 | 58 |
| #2 | rainciks | +2.21 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | niksmocis1 | -1.35 | 65 | 57 |
| #4 | PapucisCC | -1.42 | 68 | 47 |
| #5 | Ronnys Bahmanis | -1.93 | 40 | 58 |





