








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 277 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2469 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2594 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3982 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3207 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $825,005 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hennessy-_- | 74% | 53 |
| #2 | c0ltez | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | PW | 58% | 71 |
| #4 | eriks | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | trapstar | 54% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niksmocis1 | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | rainciks | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | PapucisCC | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | PW | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Hennessy-_- | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rainciks | 320 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | PapucisCC | 199 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | trapstar | 164 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | niksmocis1 | 146 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Hennessy-_- | 103 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PW | +4.42 | 94 | 52 |
| #2 | Hennessy-_- | +4.12 | 83 | 43 |
| #3 | rainciks | +2.09 | 73 | 62 |
| #4 | oxtqq | +1.27 | 60 | 34 |
| #5 | eriks | +0.94 | 72 | 41 |





