








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 701 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4010 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2361 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2074 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2620 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2642 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $928,529 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PW | 54% | 141 |
| #2 | Ronnys Bahmanis | 52% | 85 |
| #3 | eriks | 52% | 87 |
| #4 | BAllER | 51% | 39 |
| #5 | the_underlord876 | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | oxtqq | 46% | 46 |
| #11 | fricis bārda | 46% | 46 |
| #12 | trapstar | 43% | 49 |
| #13 | Petrolejas zīdainis | 41% | 49 |
| #14 | PapucisCC | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PW | 14 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | oxtqq | 8 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | the_underlord876 | 8 | 0.0139 |
| #4 | Toxic Cracker | 7 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Vincent | 6 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toxic Cracker | 253 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #2 | Ronnys Bahmanis | 200 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | PW | 163 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | the_underlord876 | 160 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #5 | rainciks | 152 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PW | +4.69 | 94 | 52 |
| #2 | rainciks | +2.89 | 74 | 63 |
| #3 | Toxic Cracker | +2.33 | 42 | 66 |
| #4 | the_underlord876 | +1.92 | 78 | 64 |
| #5 | Vincent | +1.43 | 72 | 61 |





