








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 71 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1931 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,306 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2485 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3335 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 1413 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1073 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $371,836 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trapstar | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | rainciks | 51% | 74 |
| #3 | Ronnys Bahmanis | 51% | 73 |
| #4 | PW | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | niksmocis1 | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trapstar | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | rainciks | 51% | 74 |
| #3 | Ronnys Bahmanis | 51% | 73 |
| #4 | PW | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | niksmocis1 | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronnys Bahmanis | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | niksmocis1 | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | trapstar | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | rainciks | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rainciks | 178 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Ronnys Bahmanis | 141 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | trapstar | 107 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | niksmocis1 | 82 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | PW | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PW | +3.46 | 94 | 56 |
| #2 | rainciks | +3.19 | 75 | 64 |
| #3 | PapucisCC | +0.99 | 72 | 59 |
| #4 | niksmocis1 | -1.23 | 69 | 57 |
| #5 | Ronnys Bahmanis | -1.46 | 42 | 62 |





