








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6208 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,567 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2634 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2595 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2618 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2720 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,395,989 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 235 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BAllER | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | Ronnys Bahmanis | 58% | 71 |
| #3 | rainciks | 57% | 56 |
| #4 | eriks | 55% | 139 |
| #5 | niksmocis1 | 54% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | eriks | 55% | 139 |
| #5 | niksmocis1 | 54% | 141 |
| #6 | the_underlord876 | 47% | 90 |
| #7 | trapstar | 45% | 56 |
| #8 | cheeky d0g | 44% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cheeky d0g | 32 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | the_underlord876 | 17 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | niksmocis1 | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | trapstar | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | eriks | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the_underlord876 | 488 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #2 | cheeky d0g | 466 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | niksmocis1 | 219 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ronnys Bahmanis | 168 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | trapstar | 143 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PW | +3.96 | 93 | 51 |
| #2 | rainciks | +1.59 | 68 | 60 |
| #3 | the_underlord876 | -0.05 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | eriks | -0.27 | 66 | 42 |
| #5 | niksmocis1 | -1.34 | 71 | 57 |





