








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1023 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 436 matches | ||
| Wingman | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 91 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




128 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7642 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,056 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4165 | 17% |
| Smokes | 8252 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 6625 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6014 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,721,476 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 643 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PlagueKoxPVP2011 | 60% | 55 |
| #2 | TrEbUcH | 52% | 132 |
| #3 | sztywny gicik | 50% | 315 |
| #4 | Kubson2115 | 49% | 59 |
| #5 | Mehmet ali ağca KGHM | 49% | 374 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Kubson2115 | 49% | 59 |
| #5 | Mehmet ali ağca KGHM | 49% | 374 |
| #6 | Yourthess | 49% | 401 |
| #7 | CRYO | 48% | 193 |
| #8 | ︻芫 ——— | 47% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sztywny gicik | 68 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | Yourthess | 46 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | CRYO | 37 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | Mehmet ali ağca KGHM | 34 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | TrEbUcH | 16 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yourthess | 1029 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #2 | sztywny gicik | 772 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #3 | Mehmet ali ağca KGHM | 582 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #4 | CRYO | 429 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | ︻芫 ——— | 305 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PlagueKoxPVP2011 | +4.24 | 82 | 49 |
| #2 | TurboTapczan | +2.24 | 64 | 62 |
| #3 | sztywny gicik | +0.95 | 75 | 47 |
| #4 | CRYO | +0.88 | 74 | 49 |
| #5 | TrEbUcH | +0.11 | 68 | 54 |





