








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 810 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 415 matches | ||
| Wingman | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6822 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,125 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3808 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3157 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2945 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2215 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,488,051 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1265 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrEbUcH | 51% | 119 |
| #2 | TurboTapczan | 50% | 315 |
| #3 | PlagueKoxPVP2011 | 47% | 57 |
| #4 | Mehmet ali ağca KGHM | 47% | 406 |
| #5 | CRYO | 47% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Mehmet ali ağca KGHM | 47% | 406 |
| #5 | CRYO | 47% | 132 |
| #6 | Aner | 46% | 39 |
| #7 | Yourthess | 45% | 316 |
| #8 | ︻芫 ——— | 41% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TurboTapczan | 69 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | Mehmet ali ağca KGHM | 34 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Yourthess | 31 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | CRYO | 28 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | TrEbUcH | 20 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yourthess | 874 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #2 | Mehmet ali ağca KGHM | 620 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | TurboTapczan | 570 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #4 | CRYO | 332 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | ︻芫 ——— | 308 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PlagueKoxPVP2011 | +4.02 | 81 | 46 |
| #2 | TurboTapczan | +1.71 | 63 | 61 |
| #3 | sztywny gicik | +1.04 | 73 | 46 |
| #4 | CRYO | +0.73 | 73 | 49 |
| #5 | TrEbUcH | +0.58 | 71 | 54 |





