








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1913 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 753 matches | ||
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11964 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,095 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14480 | 34% |
| Smokes | 8780 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 9216 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 10619 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,088,896 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1720 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ♿♿SynneK♿♿ | 50% | 509 |
| #6 | Patryko96 | 50% | 536 |
| #7 | Kapitan | 50% | 693 |
| #8 | Kisioj | 49% | 467 |
| #9 | Noname. | 48% | 428 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿♿SynneK♿♿ | 38 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Patryko96 | 34 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Kapitan | 30 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Kisioj | 22 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | gorol | 13 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patryko96 | 2227 | 0.19 | 60 min |
| #2 | Kapitan | 1875 | 0.13 | 48 min |
| #3 | Kisioj | 1506 | 0.15 | 40 min |
| #4 | gorol | 1089 | 0.16 | 32 min |
| #5 | ♿♿SynneK♿♿ | 697 | 0.06 | 14 min |





