








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 887 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5009 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5558 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4932 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4436 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4249 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,138,851 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kolo | 55% | 67 |
| #2 | MrCrael | 55% | 77 |
| #3 | zaNda | 53% | 310 |
| #4 | Patryko96 | 51% | 142 |
| #5 | Kapitan | 51% | 257 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zaNda | 19 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | ♿♿SynneK♿♿ | 12 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Kapitan | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Kisioj | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Patryko96 | 7 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zaNda | 1360 | 0.20 | 40 min |
| #2 | Kapitan | 682 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #3 | Patryko96 | 615 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #4 | Kisioj | 477 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | ♿♿SynneK♿♿ | 266 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kolo | +2.79 | 93 | 67 |
| #2 | Patryko96 | +2.44 | 74 | 69 |
| #3 | zaNda | +1.28 | 69 | 69 |
| #4 | gorol | +0.63 | 69 | 72 |
| #5 | ♿♿SynneK♿♿ | +0.19 | 79 | 53 |





