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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 676 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5384 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,447 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3647 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5663 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5331 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4806 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,198,730 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 314 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Kapitan | 47% | 499 |
| #5 | gorol | 47% | 117 |
| #6 | Patryko96 | 47% | 792 |
| #7 | Kisioj | 44% | 320 |
| #8 | MrCrael | 42% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patryko96 | 32 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | zaNda | 23 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | ♿♿SynneK♿♿ | 19 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Kapitan | 16 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Kisioj | 12 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patryko96 | 3330 | 0.20 | 90 min |
| #2 | zaNda | 1892 | 0.21 | 56 min |
| #3 | Kapitan | 1372 | 0.13 | 34 min |
| #4 | Kisioj | 936 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #5 | ♿♿SynneK♿♿ | 529 | 0.06 | 10 min |





