








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1445 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 382 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 247 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 92 matches | ||
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 280 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9726 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,903 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10737 | 31% |
| Smokes | 10842 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6750 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6574 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,194,839 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1001144 | 58% | 185 |
| #2 | hank | 57% | 220 |
| #3 | 𖤐 | 55% | 350 |
| #4 | ♔ | 54% | 258 |
| #5 | 芝麻仁沒有一個是蘑菇 | 50% | 612 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 芝麻仁沒有一個是蘑菇 | 51 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | 𖤐 | 35 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | hank | 30 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | ♔ | 28 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | benlausc | 17 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1001144 | +4.33 | 71 | 71 |
| #2 | ♔ | +3.24 | 71 | 54 |
| #3 | 𖤐 | +2.93 | 74 | 52 |
| #4 | hank | +2.40 | 69 | 49 |
| #5 | snowmannnn | +1.16 | 39 | 56 |





