








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 484 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 178 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,593 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2468 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2604 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1898 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2623 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,497,703 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | snowmannnn | 49% | 374 |
| #5 | s1001144 | 48% | 31 |
| #6 | 芝麻仁沒有一個是蘑菇 | 46% | 211 |
| #7 | 𖤐 | 46% | 83 |
| #8 | SL人UT | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snowmannnn | 26 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | 芝麻仁沒有一個是蘑菇 | 21 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | 𖤐 | 11 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | hank | 8 | 0.0106 |
| #5 | SL人UT | 6 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♔ | +4.67 | 73 | 55 |
| #2 | hank | +3.65 | 71 | 41 |
| #3 | 𖤐 | +2.56 | 73 | 53 |
| #4 | snowmannnn | +1.50 | 39 | 57 |
| #5 | s1001144 | +1.42 | 46 | 71 |





