








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 320 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 175 matches | ||
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12447 | 33% |
| Smokes | 10889 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6188 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 8738 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,652,609 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 314 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hank | 62% | 111 |
| #2 | snowmannnn | 58% | 185 |
| #3 | 芝麻仁沒有一個是蘑菇 | 58% | 153 |
| #4 | 𖤐 | 56% | 140 |
| #5 | ♔ | 55% | 228 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cappuccino Assassino | 1183 | 0.26 | 33 min |
| #2 | ♔ | 813 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #3 | snowmannnn | 711 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #4 | 牛肉球 | 621 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #5 | S1001068 | 523 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1001144 | +3.07 | 70 | 75 |
| #2 | Cappuccino Assassino | +2.34 | 53 | 72 |
| #3 | 𖤐 | +1.86 | 79 | 52 |
| #4 | hank | +1.76 | 69 | 48 |
| #5 | ♔ | +1.57 | 66 | 61 |





