








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Faceit | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5676 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4371 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3492 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3777 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,181,426 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yANNNZ | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | CoSλ | 61% | 77 |
| #3 | JOKERztw | 60% | 109 |
| #4 | Cyrano de Bergerac | 59% | 44 |
| #5 | Manu | 52% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ♠M A N O W A R♠ | 48% | 102 |
| #9 | Lolywiz | 48% | 80 |
| #10 | woxi | 47% | 53 |
| #11 | Jean-Luc Mashallah | 39% | 79 |
| #12 | Lepoulpe | 30% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rromain | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | JOKERztw | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | ♠M A N O W A R♠ | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | woxi | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Jean-Luc Mashallah | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rromain | 957 | 0.27 | 31 min |
| #2 | JOKERztw | 688 | 0.28 | 19 min |
| #3 | ♠M A N O W A R♠ | 502 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #4 | CoSλ | 333 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #5 | EpiczTW | 318 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyrano de Bergerac | +3.89 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | JOKERztw | +2.64 | 57 | 81 |
| #3 | rromain | +1.70 | 52 | 80 |
| #4 | Jean-Luc Mashallah | +0.97 | 56 | 64 |
| #5 | yANNNZ | +0.87 | 63 | 70 |





