








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 435 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 519 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5587 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,827 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3234 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2247 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2988 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2358 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,517,677 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob4 | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | ℬ₳ℬ¥ツ | 50% | 149 |
| #3 | Streets are calling me | 48% | 194 |
| #4 | ✪ FiRE2k | 48% | 120 |
| #5 | artaxiann | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob4 | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | ℬ₳ℬ¥ツ | 50% | 149 |
| #3 | Streets are calling me | 48% | 194 |
| #4 | ✪ FiRE2k | 48% | 120 |
| #5 | artaxiann | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ FiRE2k | 52 | 0.0203 |
| #2 | Streets are calling me | 43 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | artaxiann | 27 | 0.0317 |
| #4 | ℬ₳ℬ¥ツ | 13 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Bob4 | 8 | 0.0099 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ FiRE2k | 492 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | ℬ₳ℬ¥ツ | 433 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | artaxiann | 181 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | Bob4 | 157 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | Streets are calling me | 139 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob4 | +0.74 | 62 | 60 |
| #2 | ✪ FiRE2k | +0.68 | 71 | 67 |
| #3 | artaxiann | +0.65 | 75 | 49 |
| #4 | Streets are calling me | +0.49 | 81 | 34 |
| #5 | wohoo | +0.36 | 71 | 50 |





