








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 158 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




201 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3921 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4518 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1649 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 3170 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3126 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,387,676 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 298 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HooDyz Klean.up.Krew | 50% | 462 |
| #2 | HOOK | 50% | 102 |
| #3 | kenaÏ_7 | 47% | 60 |
| #4 | Pupuce | 46% | 147 |
| #5 | reMISTERIEU | 45% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Pupuce | 46% | 147 |
| #5 | reMISTERIEU | 45% | 100 |
| #6 | WelcomeToTheCumZone | 43% | 46 |
| #7 | Spado | 43% | 166 |
| #8 | eliottts16 | 41% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HooDyz Klean.up.Krew | 51 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Pupuce | 27 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | eliottts16 | 23 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | WelcomeToTheCumZone | 18 | 0.0215 |
| #5 | Spado | 17 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HooDyz Klean.up.Krew | 710 | 0.08 | 21 min |
| #2 | eliottts16 | 439 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | reMISTERIEU | 299 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | Pupuce | 258 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | HOOK | 118 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HooDyz Klean.up.Krew | +4.82 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | reMISTERIEU | +1.47 | 58 | 56 |
| #3 | Pupuce | +1.08 | 61 | 40 |
| #4 | kenaÏ_7 | -0.23 | 37 | 48 |
| #5 | Abé Turk | -1.30 | 59 | 49 |





