








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1900 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,228 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1002 | 31% |
| Smokes | 480 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 707 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1039 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $727,636 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bimmerboy | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | kenaÏ_7 | 77% | 22 |
| #3 | HooDyz Klean.up.Krew | 52% | 199 |
| #4 | reMISTERIEU | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | Abé Turk | 46% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | reMISTERIEU | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | Abé Turk | 46% | 147 |
| #6 | HOOK | 45% | 42 |
| #7 | Spado | 40% | 86 |
| #8 | eliottts16 | 39% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abé Turk | 52 | 0.0178 |
| #2 | HooDyz Klean.up.Krew | 15 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Spado | 13 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | reMISTERIEU | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | HOOK | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abé Turk | 411 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | HooDyz Klean.up.Krew | 302 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | eliottts16 | 125 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | reMISTERIEU | 76 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Spado | 51 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HooDyz Klean.up.Krew | +4.39 | 81 | 53 |
| #2 | Pupuce | +1.02 | 63 | 41 |
| #3 | reMISTERIEU | -0.20 | 52 | 58 |
| #4 | kenaÏ_7 | -0.58 | 28 | 50 |
| #5 | Abé Turk | -2.02 | 54 | 48 |





