








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 27 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 428 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




111 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,517 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1919 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3161 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3123 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2314 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,537,498 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 415 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reMISTERIEU | 47% | 34 |
| #2 | HooDyz Klean.up.Krew | 44% | 172 |
| #3 | Abé Turk | 43% | 166 |
| #4 | eliottts16 | 41% | 93 |
| #5 | Pupuce | 40% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reMISTERIEU | 47% | 34 |
| #2 | HooDyz Klean.up.Krew | 44% | 172 |
| #3 | Abé Turk | 43% | 166 |
| #4 | eliottts16 | 41% | 93 |
| #5 | Pupuce | 40% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abé Turk | 46 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | Pupuce | 17 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | HooDyz Klean.up.Krew | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | reMISTERIEU | 7 | 0.0100 |
| #5 | eliottts16 | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abé Turk | 406 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | HooDyz Klean.up.Krew | 263 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | eliottts16 | 263 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Pupuce | 187 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | reMISTERIEU | 77 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HooDyz Klean.up.Krew | +4.38 | 78 | 52 |
| #2 | Pupuce | +0.93 | 63 | 40 |
| #3 | reMISTERIEU | -0.62 | 53 | 55 |
| #4 | Abé Turk | -0.87 | 58 | 49 |
| #5 | Spado | -1.35 | 44 | 36 |





