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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1733 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1422 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1339 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1508 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $506,641 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LukiLuki12 | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | real nothing. g4skins | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | jungelsfrajeru^ | 60% | 40 |
| #4 | quez0 | 55% | 108 |
| #5 | Relixxx | 53% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quez0 | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Relixxx | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | jungelsfrajeru^ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | real nothing. g4skins | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | toffix | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quez0 | 203 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | real nothing. g4skins | 141 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | Relixxx | 118 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | toffix | 77 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | jungelsfrajeru^ | 74 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quez0 | +1.99 | 81 | 52 |
| #2 | real nothing. g4skins | +1.05 | 88 | 72 |
| #3 | kada | +0.87 | 71 | 64 |
| #4 | Relixxx | +0.47 | 70 | 60 |
| #5 | toffix | +0.36 | 66 | 69 |





