








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
858 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 467 | 21% |
| Smokes | 681 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 478 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 613 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $412,286 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Youngkosa | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | real nothing. g4skins | 77% | 13 |
| #3 | LukiLuki12 | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | toffix | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | kada | 60% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quez0 | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | kada | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Youngkosa | 4 | 0.0162 |
| #4 | anxiety | 2 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | toffix | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kada | 156 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | quez0 | 142 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | real nothing. g4skins | 72 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | Relixxx | 63 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | toffix | 44 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quez0 | +3.41 | 86 | 52 |
| #2 | real nothing. g4skins | +2.15 | 91 | 74 |
| #3 | toffix | +2.04 | 69 | 70 |
| #4 | Relixxx | +1.82 | 65 | 63 |
| #5 | Youngkosa | +0.98 | 43 | 49 |





