








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1535 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,453 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1304 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1377 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 737 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1035 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $349,239 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jungelsfrajeru^ | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | kada | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | quez0 | 61% | 41 |
| #4 | Relixxx | 60% | 83 |
| #5 | toffix | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quez0 | +2.47 | 83 | 52 |
| #2 | Relixxx | +2.33 | 68 | 59 |
| #3 | real nothing. g4skins | +2.31 | 90 | 61 |
| #4 | kada | +0.89 | 79 | 70 |
| #5 | LukiLuki12 | -0.67 | 67 | 44 |





