








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 275 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 140 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,881 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1450 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1760 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1887 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1784 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $813,195 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LukiLuki12 | 62% | 42 |
| #2 | real nothing. g4skins | 60% | 83 |
| #3 | jungelsfrajeru^ | 55% | 49 |
| #4 | D7nhL | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | kada | 53% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kada | 295 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | quez0 | 235 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | real nothing. g4skins | 192 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | jungelsfrajeru^ | 90 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | toffix | 89 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quez0 | +2.11 | 83 | 54 |
| #2 | Relixxx | +1.90 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | real nothing. g4skins | +1.70 | 90 | 64 |
| #4 | kada | +1.07 | 69 | 64 |
| #5 | toffix | +0.57 | 63 | 70 |





